Everyone needs at least one of these!
- PENGUINS AND POLAR BEAR ICE MOLDS AND 10 OTHER COOL ICE TRAYS
- MR. TEA INFUSER AND 8 OTHER AWESOME TEA INFUSERS
- BEAR HANDS OVEN MITTS AND 9 OTHER BAKING ITEMS BAKERS NEED
- ANIMAL BUTT MAGNETS AND 7 OTHER COOL ITEMS FOR YOUR KITCHEN
Which one is your favorite?THE MR.TEA GUY I WANT THAT SO MUUUUCH
My most popular post has received a lot of arguments lately, so I figured I’d respond to the most common points people bring up.
to get a general gist of Queen Jamillia’s and Oola’s screen time, here are the scripts for Attack of the Clones (Jamillia is in 359 word scene) and Return of the Jedi (Oola is in scenes that add up to 275 words)
We are old enough to know we deserve more.
Can we please stop making fun of people who are over 20 and are still virgins
Can we please stop making fun of people who are not interested in sex/are repulsed by sex
Can we please stop making fun of people who aren’t interested in a sexual or romantic relationship
Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills to take care of themselves.
the 7 y/o boy who lives next door doesn’t want to go in the house to bed and i just heard his dad use the old “you live under my roof, you live by my rules” and the kid just shouted back “im not under your roof im under the sky and thats god’s roof and he wants me to play out for longer!”
i can’t stop laughing.
update: now he’s scootering down the street singing ‘we didn’t start the fire’ while his dad chases him
Anonymous said: Nigga... Bry I already heard that story .. Tell me something I haven't heard .. You have the best stories .. I swear ...
this one time, I stole a burger from in N Out, you know, in N out got that good shit
me and the homies went out to eat, and I was the only nigga who didn’t bring any money and shit, so I watching everyone else eat, and they like, you want me to get you something? im like nah im cool, im chillen, and everyone knows im hungry as fuck, I aint eat shit all day, I have pride, IM a prideful person, I don’t like people buying me stuff, I like to get shit on my own, so like I see the lady at the register who worked there like “order #9” and she said it like 10 times, so I told my homie, to unlock the car real quick, he was like why? and im like just do it for me, so he does it, and she calls order number 9 again, so I look up and made sure everyone in in n Out had food at their table, luckily they did, so I walked up there and i smiled and said “excuse me miss, did you call order #9” and she was like “yes i did, would you like ketchup with that and smiled a little” and i was like “nahhhhh im good” and licked my lips, and then I grabbed the bag and walked out the place, and then this lady started screaming ‘jamal they got your order” when i left, and I ran to the car so fucking fast
but my cousin didn’t unlock it like a dumb ass, so I sat outside the car out of breath and ate it and that was the best burger i ever eaten.
I prayed to God that night and apologized
this is amazing