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24

Jul

it-grrl:

princess-slay-ya:

My most popular post has received a lot of arguments lately, so I figured I’d respond to the most common points people bring up.

Sources:

Carrie Fisher on her costumes 

what supermodels wear in hell

 on Padme’s wardrobe 

to get a general gist of Queen Jamillia’s and Oola’s screen time, here are the scripts for Attack of the Clones (Jamillia is in 359 word scene) and Return of the Jedi (Oola is in scenes that add up to 275 words)

Star Wars Bechedel Test results  here

We are old enough to know we deserve more.

stormbramble:

Can we please stop making fun of people who are over 20 and are still virgins

Can we please stop making fun of people who are not interested in sex/are repulsed by sex

Can we please stop making fun of people who aren’t interested in a sexual or romantic relationship

(Source: morrowseer)

If My Dog Could Talk

Dog:
WAT DOING
Me:
Nothing. I just stood up.
Dog:
WHERE GO
Me:
I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
Dog:
CAN I COME
Me:
I mean sure but I'm literally just-
Dog:
I COME TOO
Dog:
WAT DOING
Me:
I need to open this door.
Dog:
I HALP
Me:
No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
Dog:
I HALP
Me:
Sigh.
Dog:
WHERE GOING
Me:
I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
Dog:
CAN I COME
Me:
Sure.
Dog:
I SIT IN LAP
Me:
No please don't you are-
Dog:
I SIT IN LAP
Me:
No there's no room and-
Dog:
LAP
Me:
No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
Dog:
RIGHT HERE
Me:
That's literally on top of my leg.
Dog:
IT'S PERFECT PET ME
Me:
I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
Dog:
PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me:
I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
Dog:
PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me:
I AM
Dog:
I SIT IN LAP
Dog:
PET ME PET ME PET ME
Dog:
HOLD SLOBBER TOY
Dog:
SNEEZE IN UR FACE
Me:
.......

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)

queen-of-love-and-beauty:

Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills to take care of themselves.

panicmoon15:

panicmoon15:

the 7 y/o boy who lives next door doesn’t want to go in the house to bed and i just heard his dad use the old “you live under my roof, you live by my rules” and the kid just shouted back “im not under your roof im under the sky and thats god’s roof and he wants me to play out for longer!”

i can’t stop laughing.

update: now he’s scootering down the street singing ‘we didn’t start the fire’ while his dad chases him

becomingdanni:

tooquirkytolose:

…Has this been done before?

THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST! I FUCKING LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS! XD

Anonymous said: Nigga... Bry I already heard that story .. Tell me something I haven't heard .. You have the best stories .. I swear ...

oppossum-fried-rice:

kidxforever:

Alright fine

this one time, I stole a burger from in N Out, you know, in N out got that good shit

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me and the homies went out to eat, and I was the only nigga who didn’t bring any money and shit,  so I watching everyone else eat, and they like, you want me to get you something? im like nah im cool, im chillen, and everyone knows im hungry as fuck, I aint eat shit all day, I have pride, IM a prideful person, I don’t like people buying me stuff, I like to get shit on my own, so like I see the lady at the register who worked there like “order #9” and she said it like 10 times, so I told my homie, to unlock the car real quick, he was like why? and im like just do it for me, so he does it, and she calls order number 9 again, so I look up and made sure everyone in in n Out had food at their table, luckily they did, so I walked up there and i smiled and said “excuse me miss, did you call order #9” and she was like “yes i did, would you like ketchup with that and smiled a little” and i was like “nahhhhh im good” and licked my lips, and then I grabbed the bag and walked out the place, and then this lady started screaming ‘jamal they got your order” when i left, and I ran to the car so fucking fast

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but my cousin didn’t unlock it like a dumb ass, so I sat outside the car out of breath and ate it and that was the best burger i ever eaten.

I prayed to God that night and apologized

this is amazing

"Goin goin back back to Cali"
It’s only 6:34 an and I’ve been driving all night!!! @redbull has kept me goin. Only 5 more hours #summerflavorrocksmysocks #13hourdrive #sunrises #utah #california

"Goin goin back back to Cali"
It’s only 6:34 an and I’ve been driving all night!!! @redbull has kept me goin. Only 5 more hours #summerflavorrocksmysocks #13hourdrive #sunrises #utah #california

23

Jul

I need to be kissed asap

kanyewesticle:

I’m speechless.

kanyewesticle:

I’m speechless.